Development Jokes
English language
Stupid questions with smart
answers
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".
MARY : John says I'm pretty.
Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a
person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Tom : "How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine
out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the
tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
NO Gasoline for
sale
Kid: Ming!
Ming! My father asked me to buy 2 liters gasoline from you.
Seller:
Today, I have no gasoline for selling, my dear.
Kid: Why no
gasoline?
Seller: My
husband stopped driving truck for government since 3 days
because he was sick.
Kid: Oh!
that's why you have no gasoline!
(PS: Ming
means Ant)
Writing a
composition
In a classroom of level 4, time
for Khmer literature was coming. The teacher gave an
assignment for the students to write a composition:
Subject: You
have a grand father, who is living in rural area, please
characterize him?
Every student worked very
quiet, and an hour later, a student raised his hand and
asked:
Teacher, I can not characterize
him because I never have grand father living in rural area.
Another student raised: and
my grand father was killed by Khmer Rouge.
No sound (noise)
Sok has an
old car. As he is stingy, he left his car with terrible
trouble noise (sound) while driving. The sound can be heard every
where in his car. One day, he decided to take his car to a
garage for technical check.
Sok: Please let
check my car, I wonder which part still has no sound (i.e.
in good condition). After many hours checking, the
technician said loudly: I finally find it now, there is one
place has no sound?
What is it?
(asked Sok)
Technician: the
horn
Human
A Cambodian
monk traveled from Phnom Penh to Kratie province by boat.
There were also other 10 people on board.
When the boat
arrived at provincial river port, the monk asked the
boatman: How much cost it?
The boat man
did not familiar with the monk language, and he replied:
"From a human, I used to charge 3000 Riels, but from monk, I
don't know!"
The monk gave
him 3000 Riels right away because he was afraid that monk is
not considered as human.
